Total Medals Earned: 74 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,210 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/325 points)
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/11 (110/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 18/25 (180/250 points)
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL plufmot
KILL Stepford
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Jack
KILL conundrym
KILL nokoi
KILL SomeApe
KILL Droid
KILL MigMoog
KILL poptaffy
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL meulinex
KILL SlickRamen
KILL Tom Fulp
KILL Xinxinix
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Will
KILL Zizou
KILL Connor Grail
KILL heyopc
KILL ayekerik
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Shal
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/40 (50/500 points)
Open the last present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.